Thursday, July 20, 2006

Please point your derision at this person

Shelley The Republican

And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?

If you guessed it was Linux you would be 100% right. Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfeit DVD's, circumventing the Digital millennium Copyright Act, and defraud companies like Disney.

Yep, ripping DVD's and killing all Jews are the terrorist two main goals; in that order. Besides the fact that the ability to break DVD decryption is independent of operating system; Linux was only started by a European, but now development is pretty much worldwide. What's more Linux was designed to be a free version of Unix an American invention; and what's even more a whole lot of the American government uses Linux in their facilities.

This person also has no concept of global economy; not that I am any great economist, but I do understand that most large American companies are so globalized that they have ceased being American in all but sentiment (i.e. GM cars having mostly foreign components). The author's IBM laptop for example was most likely, unless it is pretty old, manufactured in China by those commie bastards at Lenovo.

The Fact that this implies that people who use Linux are somehow sinners is laughable. The amount of drugs necessary to find an interpretation of scripture denouncing the Linux operating system would kill an elephant.

Even though the article made my troll sensor explode, I just couldn't help saying something. The fact that its hosted on a server running Linux is just more evidence pointing to the inevitable confession of trollism.