Monday, August 05, 2013
This is not the only action the NCAA is going to make, they are also consulting with physicist in an effort to sanction programs that do the wrong thing in alternate universes. One unnamed scientist said, "Those people (the NCAA) are crazy, crazy rich." Another said that they are using NCAA funding to complete the scrapped super collider in Texas, "They think I am going to provide a way to keep student athletes from ever making any money in any field ever; but I'm going to provide myself with a nobel prize." When asked for comment about this newest plan the NCAA said that "they would totally get back at those jocks even if it brings about the apocalypse."
In an unrelated note, SEC, PAC 12, Big Ten, and Big XII schools are expected to announce their withdrawal from the NCAA. The organization already has a proposed name the Collegiate Football League, There is some concern over confusion with the Canadian Football league. Canadians however are historically baffled by football's, or summer hockey, lack of sticks and ice and therefore the Canadians are not expected to put up much of a fight. Americans on the other hand do not care what it is called as long as an oblong spheroid is fought over. The schools plan to create a new league where championships are decided by playing games rather than by sports writers have not gone unnoticed by the NCAA who were seen shaking their fists in the air and yelling, "****ing jocks!" Wait what did that last sentence say? Oh hell no I'm not going back to writing reviews of garden fertilizers. Screw the fans, the NCAA knows all and is our beneficent overlord. No you can't take my keyboard from me, I bought it with my own money. Don't pull that
Monday, February 25, 2013
I feel that it is a big problem that civilian police forces are becoming militarized. To me if there is a local problem that truly requires military action, they should call up a local militia or national guard. Right now we have swat teams shooting first and then letting their target die to cover their asses. With all that said above is at least one officer that I don't have worry about, give that guy a m249 and I still only have to worry about getting licked to death.
Monday, February 18, 2013
This has been bothering me for over a decade now. There were thousands of jedis and only two siths, but the jedis were seeking someone who would bring "balance" to the force. It should have been obvious what was going to happen when the balancer emerged. Clearly if the force ledger was going to be balanced it would not be in favor of the jedis. If anything the jedis should have been looking for the one who was going to bring balance to the force so they could throw him in the deepest darkest hole in the galaxy or shove a light saber through his face.