Thursday, November 06, 2014

AssCreed Unity Quest Lines


  Main Quest
  1. Save a quite friendly chap, named Max, from unjust execution.
  2. Dime out the bourgeois pastry chef who totally stole your girlfriend.
  3. Stab someone in the throat for failing to address you as Citizen.
  4. Issue citation to prostitute for unhealthily inadequate armpit hair.
  5. Draw a bath for Marat.
  6. Deliver writ to Desmoulins family; I bet it is really great news.
  7. Celebrate 20 Prairial Year II.
  8. Break Monsieur Virtue's jaw the night before his execution.

Side Quests
  1. Eat frogs.
  2. Be cruel to geese.
  3. Urinate in the streets.