- Save a quite friendly chap, named Max, from unjust execution.
- Dime out the bourgeois pastry chef who totally stole your girlfriend.
- Stab someone in the throat for failing to address you as Citizen.
- Issue citation to prostitute for unhealthily inadequate armpit hair.
- Draw a bath for Marat.
- Deliver writ to Desmoulins family; I bet it is really great news.
- Celebrate 20 Prairial Year II.
- Break Monsieur Virtue's jaw the night before his execution.
- Eat frogs.
- Be cruel to geese.
- Urinate in the streets.