If there were a race war between crawdads and shrimp, the shrimp would totally get their butts' kicked. I once stabbed a waiter with my fork when my etouffee had a shrimp in it. Crawdads should be in the crustacean hall of fame for being the most versatile ingredient in all of crustaceandom. When I die I want to be boiled and then have my brain matter sucked out of my head and eaten just like a crawdad.
