Monday, November 24, 2008

Why UH was not invited to the BigXII

Every time John McClain mentions Baylor on his blog there are scores of UH fans who ignorantly claim that UH should have been in the Big12 instead of Baylor. Allow me to quickly explain why UH was not invited to the Big12.

football Baylor Houston
1993 5-6 1-9-1
1994 7-5 1-10
1995 7-4 2-9

Friday, August 22, 2008

Algorithm For A Modern Artist

I realize that on a certain level the point of art is to elicit emotions. There is a line, however, and this jerk crossed it. I am no great student of art or art history, but from casual observation most art seems to follow certain patterns. Art seems to be almost structured, and I believe I have derived the algorithm which will produce what is today considered art.

#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>
using namespace std;

int main () {
char c, str[256];
ifstream is;

cout << "Enter the name of an existing controversial topic: ";
cin.get (str,256); (str); // open controversy

while (is.good()) // loop while profit from controversy is possible
c = is.get(); // get money from controversy
cout << c;

is.close(); // controversy dropped
return 0;

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Sunday, January 13, 2008

California To Citizens: All Your Thermostats Are Belong To Us!

A while back I made this new flag for California as a joke, but the people of the golden state are bound and determined to make me into a prophet. First they passed some ass backwards electricity deregulation that forbade the company that sold the electricity to generate the electricity, which led to the oh so famous rolling blackouts. Now these jokers are trying to take control of people's thermostats; tacitly castrating the male population of California. Ever since the invention of air conditioning it has been the man's job to control the thermostat in his home with an iron fist and a steel will against mother and children who would heedlessly alter the perfection of the home environment.

If you live in California and want the testicles of your state to remain in their respective scrotum's tell Ivan nyet!