AssCreed Unity Quest Lines

  Main Quest

1. Save a quite friendly chap, named Max, from unjust execution.
2. Dime out the bourgeois pastry chef who totally stole your girlfriend.
3. Stab someone in the throat for failing to address you as Citizen.
4. Issue citation to prostitute for unhealthily inadequate armpit hair.
5. Draw a bath for Marat.
6. Deliver writ to Desmoulins family; I bet it is really great news.
7. Celebrate 20 Prairial Year II.
8. Break Monsieur Virtue's jaw the night before his execution.

Side Quests

1. Eat frogs.
2. Be cruel to geese.
3. Urinate in the streets.

UltraVNC Single Click Creator Confusion

I was trying to create a single click executable using the online creator.  I followed the instructions to create my own version and tried to upload it to the online creator; but I kept getting an "unable to validate userid" error.  Despite all convention.  It turns out that when the online creator page says foo is username and foobar is the password, they mean it literally.  This would have been easier to troubleshoot if the forum post entitled "Common mistakes with creator tool" had mentioned that.  It helpfully states that the files must be in the root of the zip file and that the bmp files are limited to 256 colors, but nothing about the username and password using the common placeholders of foo and foobar.  Only until I did some further searching did I find another thread that enlightened me.  In my head scratching I came to understand that this tool was made by non english speakers, but I have also dealt with enough non english speakers to know that foo and foobar are used universally as they are here.

Life Hack Everyone, We've got a Life Hack here.

The wall street fat-cats have your nuts in a vice?  Are you tired of choking on a handful of filberts?  There is a simple way to make your own mixed nuts at only 5x the cost.  That way is to buy the individual nuts you want and mix them yourself.  BWAAM, Life Hack.  No more picking almonds, or california commie pills as they are known in these parts, out of your nuts. You really can't put a price on getting enough pecans in your hand; other than $12 a pound, that's a price.  Most lifehackers wildly exaggerate how inexpensive their idea is; here's a life hack for you: pallets cost money.