Tuesday, May 17, 2005

In Search of Sustenance

I learned a new lesson today. If you ask a pet shop clerk which rabbit tastes best, they won't sell you any rabbits. Then you are stuck trying to shoot squirrels in the park with your blowgun. Like my dad always says, "squirrels are just rats with good p.r." Nobody wants to eat a rat, they're filthy animals. Not even a drug addict bum with a +2 crack habit of poverty would stoop so low as to eat a rat.

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